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| Anyone that hasn't seen this film must avoid everything that people rave about (the anti-English Patient syndome) or lives on an iceberg. This Robert Zemeckis film starring Tom Hanks and a great supporting cast is worth watching anytime and just as good to see again every few years.
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Ten Shopping Rage Indicators
- The term “food court” gives you a gag reflex.
- You always place a weapon in your pocket before heading to the mall.
- All your shopping excursions include breathing exercises.
- You are on a first name basis with the mall security staff.
- The first thing you say to any employee that approaches you is "I'm not giving you my phone number or zip code. I don't want to hear about your specials, I have no intention of opening a store account, and don't put me on your damn mailing list!"
- You have personalized checks with the words “don’t put me on your mailing list” printed on the top.
- You threaten strangers if they give any indication of wanting to speak to the manager.
- You are banned from half the stores in the mall.
- There’s a flyer with a picture of you posted at the mall security office, and it reads “Approach with caution, especially during holidays”
- The only thing that calms you down after you leave the mall is the knowledge that you squeezed super glue on the $20.00 bill you just handed to the impossibly perky girl at The Gap.
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